if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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