Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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