You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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