Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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