NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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