I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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