Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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