No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just gift wrapped bread.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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