That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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