my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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