it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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