I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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