Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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