So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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