do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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