So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
