I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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