She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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