Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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