he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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