called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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