it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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