we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
