update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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