We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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