I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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