That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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