remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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