I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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