So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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