The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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