I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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