Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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