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I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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