Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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