We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
