I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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