I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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