just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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