Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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