I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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