Whod you bang
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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