So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
