so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
