dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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