i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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