But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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