Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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