Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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