Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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