is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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