D3 body, D1 cock
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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