Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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